Why am I excited to come home? Because Russian “spaghetti seasoning” is made of the following ingredients: salt, coriander, paprika, onion, dill, parsley, red pepper, cinnamon, and oregano. Also, mixing the spices into the sauce (as opposed to boiling them with the pasta) is offered as an ALTERNATIVE method of preparation.


This is a business card that was handed to me on the street one day this fall. It’s a company that will find a health problem with you so you don’t have to do military service (two years, compulsory for every male, excluding students, before the age of 27)


hehehehe assole.