I’m 6 eggs into a carton, and so far all of them have been double-yolked. I looked this up to see how unusual it was for a whole carton to be like that, and according to this article, the odds of a whole dozen double-yolked eggs are the same as the odds of winning the lottery three times. The article implies that I am very, very lucky.

I’d like to swap for a different kind of luck, please.

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