Hey look! It’s my least favorite holiday!

The guy at 1:08 and 1:27 is shouting, “I’m going to call the police! Actually I just want to sleep!”

It took most of this video before I convinced myself that it wasn’t taken on my street. It looks exactly the same. People have been walking around setting firecrackers off at random on the sidewalks for weeks now. I don’t get it.

After being warned to wear clothes that I “don’t mind getting holes burned in them,” I decided to stay in tonight. On tap: Indian movies and Sekt!